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Fi$t Bling a.k.a. Phil - extra fresh bio coming soon
MC TUT -borne from the soul of the ancient Egyptians, MC Tut’s Rhymes make you wanna slap a koala in the face. Pure lyrical genius be oozin’ out his pores on a scorchin’ Cairo day. Sweat. He be our resident scholar on Heiroglyphics and ancient linguistics. Grindin’ and findin’ all them smart scholar mutha fuckahz from the Great Libaries (ain’t no spellin’ error) of Alexandria and other ancient shit. He be writin’ and droppin’ poetics that make yo ears bleed.
Hobby: Particle Physics with a minor in Egyptology
Kentrucky a.k.a. Fried Dumpling. Hip-Hop Scholar’s one and only shawty got as much flavah as Breakfast at Tiffany’s. She be called Fried Dumpling, cuz she chops up good shit, and packages it up into goodness like Won Tons. Hailin’ from da blue grass of Kentrucky, she made it all tha’ way to Harvard to study Visual Communications with a minor in Bitches be Trippin. She cheated’ on her SAT’s. She be all graphic designin’ ‘n shit. She be an expert at photoshop marquees, when she ain’t busy droppin’ tha real on haters. Don’t bother her in the morning. She be howlin’ and trippin’ like a Scottish Banshee.
Hobby: Droppin’ hammers on b&tches haids
Favorite Song: Come on Eileen- Dexys Midnight Runners
DJ Kush a.k.a. tha Stoopid DJ Kush be getting’ mad people all hyped up on tha dance floor. He all philosophical and shit. He be our resident expert on Gandhi, Jesus, and Confusious, and general philosophical quandaries permeate through his dope beats. He be makin’ people shake and Quake like Oatmeal. He be getting’ all musically intellectual on tha guitar. He be from da ‘Burg, where people pillage and Steeler.